Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Nine of Four's Top Otherworldly Items


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                Greetings Earthling

           Name: Nine of Four

        Race: Dollarian  

           Age: 3300 cycles 

           Job: Galactic Merchant

           Likes: Tuna & Gummy Bears

        Dislikes: War, G.M.O.'s

           Currency Accepted: USD $

                                        

 

    I travel the cosmos in search of things unseen. I store my products at the Amazon warehouse for it is far simpler for them to do the shipping...Have you seen my fingers? I can manage the Kessel Run in just under 6 parsecs, yet Amazon's delivery is a bit slower earthling.

             

 

 

 








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