Area 51 Guards Detain Unidentified Man Attempting Entry With Fake Credentials On Vehicle

                Area 51 Abductee? or Carbon Life Form Lacking Intelligence?

An unidentified civilian attempted to gain access to the alleged military's clandestine UFO hangar Area 51 today.
Four eyewitnesses that were hanging around the infamous Mailbox on the outskirts of the base, commented that the gentleman was quite sure he could gain entry with the car sticker he bought on Amazon. The eyewitnesses who wish to remain nameless, refused to comment on their relationship to the man. They did film the incident with their camera phones, although all phones and digital equipment mysteriously were inoperable and all data had been mysteriously erased. It is this interviewers humble opinion, that indeed something is going on at the Groom Lake facility in Nevada.
Apparently this is the sticker he used to try and gain entry.
The witnesses said the thing looked so realistic. I'm guessing he couldn't remember the "Secret Password."

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